Wild Elephant Attack!!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 8 August 2010

Make all the jokes you want to, jackass. If it had been YOU out there in the wilds, faced with a 3500-pound stamping angry and upset elephant, you would have shot it, too, without even thinking about how the thing ever managed to get into your pajamas.

In fact, I didn't even notice the pajamas until later.

-Groucho Ivory

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