I had no idea that the giraffes had such huge schlongs that hang down a foot and a half.
In fact, I still wouldn't know if all of the second-graders I teach hadn't pointed it out to me simultaneously during our field trip to the zoo.
Even after we got to the monkeys doing cute things, the kids were still talking about that giraffe's penis, telling everyone that "You should go over there and check out that giraffes' big wee-wee!
-Ms. Tudball
