Better Pecker Up!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 2 August 2010

"I'm not sure if there even is an prune-eating championship, but if there ever is such a thing, I'm pretty certain the champ's nickname would have to be "Pucker."

The reason I know this is because back in my courting days, I was shy and would only kiss date on the cheek. That's how I got the name, "Pecker"!

-Todd Pohl

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