Former Choirboy's Revenge

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 2 August 2010

On the night before his execution by the electric chair, an accused murderer of a clergyman was talking to a prison priest as the prisoner was choosing his last meal.

"Why did you kill a priest?"

"Because of what a priest did to me as a choirboy."

"I'm sorry. Is there anything that I can do?"

"Yes Sir. Tomorrow morning when they place me in the chair and throw the switch, would you hold my hand?

-Blinky Bothers


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