Sex By Dancing!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 31 July 2010

I just heard some really really bad news.

It seems that a guy is often judged by his date on how he dances. Supposedly, that shows how good he is in bed.

I'm screwed. We grew up on a farm and all I learned was square dancing. So now I guess I'd have to have someone beside the bed with a fiddle, telling us everything we're supposed to do.

-Lonzo Schwinger

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