Shark Encounter

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 30 July 2010

According to my scuba instructor, if a shark attacks, you're supposed to poke it in the eye with your finger. After that, I suppose you should hit it in the face with a cream pie, slap it's face or maybe hose it down with a seltzer bottle.

-Gene Poole

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