Uncle Fester In Really Bad Shape, Like A Prune

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 30 July 2010

After staying in the hospital for three weeks after the big fire and at a burn center for two months plus physical therapy for a full year, my Uncle Fester has finally got to come home.

However, the doctor wants him to avoid being around a crowd, to drink as much water as possible and never ever call Aunt Eunice a Big Fat Broad again, should he visit her in jail.

- Billy Burns

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more