Mind your manners.

Submitted by Herrdoktorfox

Friday, 30 July 2010

Cynthia had invited the Women's Institute round to her country estate for afternoon tea. As she offered them cakes, her 14 year-old son came hurtling into the room, chasing a black and white cat.

As he disappeared through the open French window, he could be heard to yell at the top of his voice, "When I get hold of that cat, I'll fuck it's brains out!"

Unperturbed, Cynthia turned to her guests and remarked, "And he will you know, he's a randy little bugger."

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