A Policeman on the beat (?) discovered a couple shagging furiously in the local park. As he watched, he started to get the urge himself and, recognising the woman as one of the local tarts, he said, "Mind if I have a go next?"
"Oh, I'm not sure," replied the man. "I've never done it with a copper before."
"Evening all!"
Submitted by Herrdoktorfox
Friday, 30 July 2010