Never Ever Do This!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 29 July 2010

If there's one thing I've learned in this life of sixty years it's to never ever ask a fat woman if she's pregnant!

But if you do, never ever follow it up with, "Are you absolutely sure that you're not pregnant.

That's your second black eye.

-G. Peacock

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