Constipation in Biblical Proportions

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 3 October 2008

There were five constipated men in the bible.

The first constipated man was Cain, who was not Abel.

The second constipated man was Moses, who took two tablets.

The third constipated man was Balaam, who had a stubborn ass.

The fourth constipated man was Samson, who brought the house down.

The fifth constipated man was David, who sat for forty
years.


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