What drivel

Submitted by j.w.

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

With customary kindness my wife described my contributions to the Spoof as DRIVEL.

Unfortunately I misheard the heart warming encouragement and heard the word DRIBBLE. My hearing is not quite what it was.

I left my first dribbling days behind me decades ago but am looking forward to their return in the not too distant future.

My second dribbling days led to a few goals. Unfortunately those days are not likely to return even with all the tablets at my disposal - although I realise England are on the look out for a good dribbler.

Therefore, in case the FA should ever see my entries in Spoof on England's fine performance in the World Cup - I was only joking!

On the best authority it was all drivel anyway.

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