Farting Is The Best Policy?

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 26 July 2010

I don't care what anybody says, Honesty is NOT always the best policy. If you don't believe me just cut a loud fart on an elevator because your stomach honestly could not hold back that burrito's potency and see what happens!

Although, I did hear one old lady mutter "Well...Honestly!" when I blasted one that one time.


-Walter Melon


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