Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 23 July 2010

Friends should not allow friends to drive while they're drunk.

Instead, dye their hair and mustache. Use invisible tape to pull up their upper lip. Dress them up from the Salvation Army. Place a beanie with a windmill on their head and purchase him a one-way ticket to Juneau, Alaska on the bus.

That's always been my favorite.

-Pop Sicko

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