Kids write the Stupidest Sh-t: Continental Congress.

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Thursday, 22 July 2010

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independance.

Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a house divided against itself cannot stand."


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