Kids write the Stupidest Sh-t: The Renaissance.

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Thursday, 22 July 2010

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human beans.

Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull.

It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.

Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.


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