Honeymoon Nearly Killed Me!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

When they told me my new wife could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch, I thought it was just a figure of speech, but now I'm facing what the urologist calls "highly unusual and delicate" surgery.

Plus I need a new bumper hitch.

-L. Entrekin

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