Selling Sperm

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 16 July 2010

If you really need the money in a bad way, you can sell your sperm at a sperm band and your blood at a plasma center.

However, you can get much more at a flea market or yard sale.

Plus, they never ask how you could produce so much.

Note: Keep both refrigerated unless your old man is in the house drunk.

-Three Balls, Native American

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