Best Job Ever?

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 15 July 2010

I always wanted to be a lady's shoe salesmen. I could imagine myself waiting on these gorgeous ladies with short shorts and mini-shirts and me placing these shoes on their feet.

Take my word for it. Having a porcupine stuffed up your ass would be less painful than big-ass women with size 10 feet wanting size six high-heel shoes & blaming you because they don't fit!


-Toby Ornot


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