Cheerleaders Matter!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Those National Football Cheerleaders are sexy and pretty but are they really helping the team?

Maybe the coach, being behind in the fourth quarter suddenly hears them cheering the team on and suddenly realizes that 'Hey, those cheerleaders are right! We need to get out there and kick some ass!"

So he calls a timeout. "Men, those cheerleaders are right!" "Defense! Defense!" Let's get that ball back and score the winning touchdown! We can't let them pretty gals down can we?"

So the cheerleaders win the day. I wonder if that has ever happened in all 2 million games?

-Coach Liverspleen

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