Scary Tale

Submitted by Herrdoktorfox

Sunday, 11 July 2010

A TV reporter goes to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer, The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer didn't hesitate: "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungle of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun-bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I've ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt towArds me with a mighty ROARRRRR! I shit myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances, sir, anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer replies, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRRR"

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