Three men arrived at the pearly gates.
ST. Peter said to the first one, "Welcome, I see in my book that you've led an upstanding life, honest, generous, loving, always faithful to your wife. Congratulations, you will travel through heaven in a Rolls Royce.
To the second man, St. Peter said, "You've lived a respectable life, but oh dear, I see that you've had an indescretionate relationship with your secretary. You'll be travelling through heaven on a motorcycle.
To the third man, St. Peter said. "However did you get here?" "Beats me" said the man, "I've lied, cheated and messed around plenty."
"Oh, well," replied St. Peter. "You're here, by the grace of God. So I say that you may travel through heaven on a bicycle."
The third man was pleased with his luck, pedalling down the golden streets when he saw the first man leaning on the bonnet of his Rolls Royce, sobbing. "What's up" said the cyclist, "You lived the good life and have the rewards." "Yes," said the first man, "But I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard!"