The Ages of Women

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 8 July 2010

The difference between girls:

Aged 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48: You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68: If you take her to bed, that would be a story!

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