WHOOOPS

Submitted by Spicewood

Thursday, 8 July 2010

A man was cleaning his rifle and accidentally shot his wife. He dialed 911. He said " It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her "

Operator " Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead? "

CLICK,BANG "OK, done that, what's next?"

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