Star Trek - The Rejected Slogans

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Top 10 Rejected Slogans for Starfleet

10. Every cadet gets a free 'goddess of empathy' doll.

9. We got presidents just as indeciseive as Clinton!

8. We can kick Star Wars' ass!

7. DS9: Home of the glop on a stick. The Glopper!

6. Voyager's not lost it just took a wrong turn at Uranus!

5. Not every Enterprise is doomed!

4. Not every Galaxy Class ship has been blown up!

3. We don't got EWOKS!

2. We can kick those ID4's aliens ass!

1. You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!


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