Star Trek Funnies - 2

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

When the Melkotians beamed Kirk, Chekov, and McCoy down to the recreation of the OK Corral, none of the officers knew how to use the old-style six-guns.
You see, they came from a time when no man had guns before.

Mr. Spock: "What is formula for PI?"

Chekov: "Er... apple or blueberry, sir?"

Then there was the time Janice Rand complained that someone had cut a peephole into her cabin door - Captain Kirk promised to look into it.

The new ensign reported to sickbay for her physical. When stripped, Dr. McCoy nodded approvingly. "You look nice and trim. "Thanks," she answered, I weigh one hundred pounds stripped for gym."

McCoy shook his head. "Jim has all the luck!"

Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree?

A: Wave to him.

Q: Why can't Klingon kids play in sandboxes?

A: Cats keep trying to cover them up.

Q: How did T'Pring's parents react when they learned she was not marrying Spock?

A: They were Stonned.

Q: What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan?

A: Spocktacles

New crewwoman: "Where do I eat?"

Uhura: "You mess with the officers."

New crewwoman: "I figured that, but where do I eat?"

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