Star Trek Funnies

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Q: Have you read the book "Go to Warp 9..."?

A: It's by: N. Gage


Q: Have you read the book "The Positronic Brain"?

A: It's by: Anne Droid


Q: Have you read the book "Damn it Jim"?

A: It's by: Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.


Q: Have you read the book "Chekov: The Navigator"?

A: It's by: I. Kiptin


Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?

A: Hoisted by our own Picard.


Q: Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise?

A: Piccard told Riker to "Make it sew, Number One."


Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A: A croaking device.


Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?

A: Because it assimilated the chicken!


Q: Where do the Borg eat fast food?

A: At their local Borger King!


Dr. M'Benga was experimenting with cloning alien species. His first experiment was a disaster; the result was ugly and obscene. He decided to get rid of it by jettisoning it out of the hatch. Unfortunately, Captain Kirk saw him do it, and now M'Benga is facing a charge of making an obscene clone fall.


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