Star Trek - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I'm a doctor not an farmer!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Mr. Worf: For the honour of all chickens.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Computer: Insufficient information.


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