Spock - What was Said and What was Meant

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

The following are lines Spock said followed by what he really meant:

Spock: This celebratory gathering occurs at my behest and I shall be lachrymose if it so befits me.

Meant: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

Spock: She chooses to purchase a terraced incline directed toward a post-life paradisiacal region.

Meant: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

Spock: The leather coverings now encasing my pedal extremities have been manufactured for the specific purpose of ambulatory forward motion.

Meant: These Boots Were Made For Walkin.

Spock: Adieu, jaundiced vehicular pathway consisting of bricks of baked clay.

Meant: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road

Spock: And we will engage in much jubilant activity until such time as the male parent chooses to repossess her vehicle of motorized transport.

Meant: And we'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away.

Spock: The deity had little or nothing to do with the manufacture of minuscule viridescent seed-bearing fruits.

Meant: God didn't make little green apples.

Spock: Allow me the honour of portraying for you a miniaturized representation of a member of the family Ursidae of the order Carnivora.

Meant: Let me be your Teddy Bear.

Spock: You provide illumination for the period of time delimited by my nativity and the complete cessation of my metabolic functions.

Meant: Again, nitpicky. It's "You Light Up My Life."

Spock: Express deep affection towards yours truly in the manner of a hardened igneous object.

Meant: Love me like a rock.

Spock: I possess the capability of performing ocular scans of manual inscriptions on a vertical partition.

Meant: I can read the writing on the wall.

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