The following are lines Spock said followed by what he really meant:
Spock: This celebratory gathering occurs at my behest and I shall be lachrymose if it so befits me.
Meant: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
Spock: She chooses to purchase a terraced incline directed toward a post-life paradisiacal region.
Meant: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
Spock: The leather coverings now encasing my pedal extremities have been manufactured for the specific purpose of ambulatory forward motion.
Meant: These Boots Were Made For Walkin.
Spock: Adieu, jaundiced vehicular pathway consisting of bricks of baked clay.
Meant: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road
Spock: And we will engage in much jubilant activity until such time as the male parent chooses to repossess her vehicle of motorized transport.
Meant: And we'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away.
Spock: The deity had little or nothing to do with the manufacture of minuscule viridescent seed-bearing fruits.
Meant: God didn't make little green apples.
Spock: Allow me the honour of portraying for you a miniaturized representation of a member of the family Ursidae of the order Carnivora.
Meant: Let me be your Teddy Bear.
Spock: You provide illumination for the period of time delimited by my nativity and the complete cessation of my metabolic functions.
Meant: Again, nitpicky. It's "You Light Up My Life."
Spock: Express deep affection towards yours truly in the manner of a hardened igneous object.
Meant: Love me like a rock.
Spock: I possess the capability of performing ocular scans of manual inscriptions on a vertical partition.
Meant: I can read the writing on the wall.
