Free "Pecos Dill"!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

First Hand Story:

"I could have made the front page of the New York Times as a big hero like that guy who landed the plane in the Hudson. I ran and pushed that old crippled lady out of the path of that speeding taxi, risking my own life."

"It wasn't my fault that a steamroller was coming from the other direction. Now it's on the second page, "Asshole Pushes Crippled Old Lady Under Steamroller!".

"20 years from now, I'm going back to Texas and I'll never go to New York City again."

-Pecos Dill

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more