The Prime Minister called the Deputy Prime Minister into his office and was closeted with him for several minutes.
Then he called in the Chancellor in.
Shortly after that, the Home Office Minister.
One by one, he many Ministers, and finally the office boy was called in.
Looking at him sternly, the boss said, 'Have you been having an affair with my secretary?'
'No, sir!' stammered the office boy. 'Certainly not!' Obviously relieved, the Prime Minister said, 'Good! Now will you please go to her office and tell her she's fired!'