[best imagined in a scouse accent]
Police are called to a disturbance at a terraced house in Bootle, Liverpool following complaints of loud music, rowdy behaviour and lewd and lascivious activities on the premises.
The officer knocks on the door briskly and a young lad, no more than 8 years old, opens the door. The office does a double take as the lad is wearing stockings, suspenders and has a glass of brandy in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What's the problem?" asks the lad.
The officer, shocked at the sight before him asks, "Is your Mum in?"
The little boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?"
