The Royal Security Guard

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 1 July 2010

Once upon a time, and far far away lived a Beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the royal security guard, was obsessed with the Queen's breasts, but knew that the penalty for ever acting on his desire would be death.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to Horatio who was the king's chief Physician. Horatio the Physician, said that he could arrange for Nick the royal security guard, to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins.

Without pause, Nick the royal security guard, readily agreed to the terms.

The next day, Horatio the Physician, made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the royal security guard, would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the royal security guard. Horatio the Physician, then slipped Nick the royal security guard, the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth.

For the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the royal security guard, left not only satisfied, but touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the royal security guard, found Horatio the Physician, demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the royal security guard realised that Horatio the Physician, could never report this matter to the King, and so with a laugh, he told Horatio to take a hike.

The next day, Horatio the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick the royal security guard.


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