Efficiency Expert Advice - for the wife!

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

"You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Petal, why don't you try carrying several things at once?"

"Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "Where it used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven!"


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