Cockeyed Baby

Submitted by Knowles

Sunday, 27 June 2010

A man rushes to the hospital, just minutes prior to his wife giving birth to their first new born son.

He runs to the nursery and requests the nurse to show him his son.

The nurse returns with the baby.

After a short while the man notices his baby boy is without eyelids.

He asks to see the on-duty Doctor.

"Doctor my baby son is deformed!" The Doctor says everything will be O.K.

"But Doctor what can you do", the man asks!

The Doctor calmly said, "Look we havn't circumsised hime yet, well just used the foreskin to create the eyelids".

The new dad said, "Jesus, that's sure to make him cockeyed!"

The Doctor replied, "Yes, but imagine the foresight he'll have!"

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