A primary school teacher turns to her class and says; "As a treat, if you can tell me where you went at the weekend and whom with, and, spell it, I will let you go home early"
Little Mary puts her hand up; "Miss, I went to the park with my Mum"
"And can you spell park Mary"
"P-A-R-K". The teacher lets her go.
Next, little Paul puts his hand up; "Miss, I went to the zoo wiv my Uncle"
"And can you spell Zoo"?
"Z-O-O" The teacher lets him go.
Little Johnny stands up and says; "Me, me Mum, me Dad, Me auntie, uncle, nan, grandad all went to the beach"
"And can you spell beach"?
"B-E-A-C-H" The teacher says goood bye.
The only black boy in the class stands up and the teacher says to him;
"What did you do at the weekend Joseph"?
"Well miss, I was supposed to be goin to the beach wiv Johnny and his family, but they said they didn't want any niggers goin wiv them"
The teacher looks stunned, and angry; "That is terrible Joseph, it is a clear case of racial discrimination, now tell me, Joseph, can you spell, racial discrimination"?
