Little Girl

Submitted by armfeetandtoe

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

A family move into thier new house, the plot next door has been left derelict and run down.
Some weeks later, a gang of builders start work on the derelict property and the couples little 5yr old makes a b-line for the noise.

The builders love the little girl and sort of make her a masot, giving her daft jobs to do and making a right fuss of her.

At the end of each week, the builders put a few quid in an envelope and make a pretend wage packet for the little darling.

Her mother decides to take her to the bank and open an account for her with the money the builders have been giving her 5yr old daughter.

After explaining to the clerk where the money has come from, and how her 5yr old daughter has earnt it, the clark says to the little girl;

"Thats wonderful, helping those builders! will you be helping them finish the job?

The little girl thinks for a moment and says;

"Only If those wankers from the builders merchants deliver the fuckin bricks on Monday"!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more