Man's Best Friend

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

My good friend Johnny Feldhouse bought himself a Doberman Pinscher a few months ago but things weren't going so well and last night he called me and asked me if I could take him off his hands. That he was tired.

But, even though I immediately drove over there, I couldn't get the dog off his hand either.

-Jack Handy

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