Piss Like A Race Horse

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 21 June 2010

So there I was at the all day board meeting and I really have to take a leak, so I say, "Can we stop for a minute? I gotta piss like a race horse!"

Everyone snickers, then the chairman says, "Fine, let's take five."

So I drop down to all fours, pull it out and let 'er go as I galloped around the room hitting the chairs, couch, other employees and some doughnuts... and then I get fired!

Come on, people! Did I ask plainly in front of the whole group?

-"Bananas" Foster

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