Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 14 June 2010

The next time someone tells you, "Eat Shit And Die", pick up a knife and slash your wrists. That way you have reversed the joke. You have died first so you can't eat shit and everybody will laugh at him.

I bet he won't go around saying THAT again!

-Darren Wasteland

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