Piss In The Sink Again

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

I've got to quit taking sleeping pills so I can sleep at night. I'm getting addicted to the things.

Not only that, but I've pissed in the sink twice, once in the refrigerator and last night I was wanting a beer I guess, but being partially asleep, I opened up a can of Whupass instead.

That woke me up!

-B. A. Ware

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