Muscles Aren't Everything

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 7 June 2010

I joined a health club here in the city because I get little exercise and, I admit, to look over the big-muscled guys who are always going in or coming out of there.

The only trouble is that they are as dumb as rocks. Plus they're clumsy. In fact, there's this one big one who can't walk when "I'm" chewing gum at the same time!

I popped a bubble and he stubbed his toe on the heel of his other foot.


-Wanda Wren


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