I'll Do Anything To Be President: A Limerick

Submitted by PP Rega

Friday, 12 September 2008

A Presidential hopeful named John
Showed off his pig with aplomb

He painted her lips
Made her wiggle her hips

And poof! Barack's dreams were gone.

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