So I went up to the counter when it was my turn to purchase my airline ticket and I told the lady I needed a ticket to fly to Thailand and back.
She looked me in the eye and asked me, right in front of those in line behind me, "Bangkok?"
So I yelled, "Pinched Your Tits?"
Of course I was escorted out of the terminal and put on some kind of banned fliers list, but I'm not going to have someone insult me right there in front of other passengers.
-Adam H. Baum