The older you get the higher you wear your underwear! They're like counting rings on a fallen tree to see it's age. At eighty, ninety, you can actually cram your boobs down the front of your underwear. Then when you die, they pull them up over your head.
Don't just take my word for it. Asked those who have dug up old ladies when the move a cemetery to make way for a new Wally World.
-Sheila Blige
