Ass Too Big!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 15 May 2010

I absolutely hate make-up commercials! "You need a lipstick that makes men crazy to kiss them!" I need a lipstick that will allow me to make as much money as the guy beside me at work. "You need an eye-shadow that will draw all eyes to you." What I need is an eye-shadow that will make my ass get smaller!"

-Sheila Blige

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