Penthouse Doesn't Know Everything

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

I read a letter to the editor in Penthouse about how women love to have their breasts cuddled and using warm shaving lather on them will drive her nuts and it did!

However, two things they forgot to mention. You must not get the lather too warm. Second, never forget that your tenth anniversary gift for her (and you) was to have breast implants put in.

-Dick Head

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