A Delivery Man breaks down on the M4 so he flags down someone who turned out to be an Irish fella.
He says to Paddy, "I've got six monkeys in the back of my van and I'll give you £100 if you'll take them to Bristol zoo for me."
Paddy agrees and sets off.
2 hours later the Delivery Man sees Paddy in the service station with the monkeys still in the back!
He walks over and says to him, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?"
Paddy says "I did, but I had £30 left so I'm taking them to the cinema now........."