A sweet little grandmother was giving her grandchildren a little treat one morning with a pack of Lifesavers. (Polo Fruits!)
She was teaching them to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red .....................Cherry
Yellow ..................Lemon
Green ...................Lime
Orange ............... Orange
Then she gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
So she said, 'I will give you all a clue.
'It's what I sometimes call your grandfather.'
The youngest looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're assholes!
