I Know When I'm Not Wanted

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

I finally woke up to what had been going on behind my back when I woke up this morning and found my girlfriend making love to my best friend, Hal.

I was crushed.

It took me almost 15 seconds to get enough breath to yell, "GET OFF of me you two! I can't puff puff breathe under here!"

-Earl Lee Riser

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